How do I start believing in gods?

First, you have to become extremely paranoid about the fact that if you die, the only afterlife is you rotting in the ******* ground. Then, you have to read the bible. Then, you have to follow an extremely misinterpreted story of Jesus, a man who did magic tricks and completely convinced people that he was the son of God (who is some old white guy who lives in the clouds). Then you have to wear a fancy necklace of a cross, which was THE EXECUTION WEAPON THAT KILLED JESUS, and also make sure you put a tiny metal replica of his rotting corpse on the cross too.